foot long meat spear

Full sized HQ Adam pics - Pre/During/Post Idol

argeneau wrote in ontd_ai Jun 21, 2010 23:49

All the pre Idol pics below have already been seen by most LJ veterans. Most were ninja'ed by the epic yeats back in the day, but they were resized versions, a few with obnoxious watermarks which some members tried to remove/blur out the best they could ( Read more... )

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OT~

guylinergirl wrote in ontd_ai Apr 18, 2010 21:51

YEP.
THIS IS OT.
GET IN HUR, OTTERS :D

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COULD IT BE?

isogonal wrote in ontd_ai Feb 12, 2010 23:26

THERE MIGHT BE ANOTHER BONUS TRACK
OTHER THAN VOODOO

IT'S CALLED "CANT LET YOU GO"

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Adam Lambert Wants A Burrito (and maybe a sombrerrooo)

beyonddeities wrote in ontd_ai Jan 30, 2010 19:15

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!interview, !adam lambert, foot long meat spear

AT ARCO NOW!

soliloquygirl91 wrote in ontd_ai Jul 11, 2009 01:48

AFTER: OMG THIS WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO MY LIFE. KRADAM BANGED HEADS TOGETHER. ADAM HAD SEX WITH AN INVISIBLE PERSON. SARVER BLEW ME A KISS (lmfao). ALLI TORE UP BARRACUDA ( Read more... )

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Adam thinks twitter is full of twats....

musik19 wrote in ontd_ai Jul 08, 2009 04:10

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First I Aww'ed....then I LOL'ed...for the PRETTY and for the LULZ!!! Post your pics!!!

hotstickibunz82 wrote in ontd_ai Jun 29, 2009 21:20

So I thought that everyone could post two pictures of the same idol...one for the PRETTY and one for the LULZ....I'll go first....

FOR THE PRETTY:

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It's 2:30 in the morning and all's phallic!

maymaysixx wrote in ontd_ai Jun 26, 2009 02:42

So, I know more people than me made the connection that Kris's water bottle microphone in Adam's face was a phallic symbol - it's an obvious conclusion, after all (especially with Kradam goggles).

In case you weren't convinced, though, here is my argument:

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(Ir)Relevant to your interests

flightdaimon wrote in ontd_ai Jun 24, 2009 11:49

Because I am loser as such, and because it really only makes sense to me. I have found Matt G's future profession... in fact, he's been at it for quite a while, since 1998....

( Matty G is being syndicated for $3500 )

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Creepy now is Creepier, yes?

drcat83 wrote in ontd_ai Jun 23, 2009 20:10

Um, you guys remember that creeptastic stalker-POV song from Sin Synthetic? With the lyrics about breaking into Adam's hotel room, stealing his underwear and eyeliner, and the refrain "I'm coming for you, Adam." Yeah, that one. You know what could make it creepier? Someone whispering in some weird made-up code/language over the audio track in a ( Read more... )

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